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The Beast (Edited)
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Once upon a time, in a faraway land,
A young King lived in a shining Koopa Hotel.
Although he had everything his dick desired,
The Prince was spoiled, selfish, and gay.
But then, one winter's night,
An old Philippine woman came to the hotel
And offered him spaghetti
In return for shelter from the bitter cold.
Repulsed by her pingas,
The King sneered at the dinner,
And turned the old woman away.
But she warned him not to be deceived by penises,
For porn is found within.
And when he dismissed her again,
The old woman's pingas melted away
To reveal a beautiful Princess.
The Prince tried to whack off, but it was too late,
For she had seen that there was no cum in his dick and balls.
And as punishment,
She transformed him into a hideous Weegee,
And placed a powerful spell on the hotel,
And all who lived there.
Ashamed of his monstrous balls,
The Weegee concealed himself inside his hotel,
With a magic computer as his only window to the island of Koradai.
The spaghetti she had offered,
Was truly an enchanted dinner,
Which would be a great typist until his 21st year.
If he could learn to die,
And earn bombs in return
By the time the last meatball fell,
Then the spell would be broken.
If not, he would be doomed to remain a Weegee
For all time.
As the hours passed,
He fell for hours, and lost all hope,
For who could ever learn to love a W̶̢̼̩̤̞̪̏ȩ̵̢̪͔̪̠̫͎̻̜͓͍̗̦͔̓̿̚ė̵̼͖̲̾̅̂̀͆̋̐̈́͛̑́̓͗͝g̷̖̬̱̽̊̂̆e̷̙͚̯͔͋̀̈́͊̌̑̒ḙ̵̛̛̼͙̙̝͉̮͙̣̝͓̩͇̦̔͆͆͑̀̒̌̾̅͝
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Get Those Bricks!
00:53
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Here Come the Nerds!
02:58
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Close Your Docks
02:22
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Flintendo eSnow
01:57
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TaxNote
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Close Your Taxtino's
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It Is Lacunosa Town
02:00
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FlipBro
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An Unwavering Bro
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Sakura Squeak
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Yuki Halation I
02:27
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Sakura Trainers
00:28
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Automatic Ripping Action
02:03
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HHGregg's Memories
01:50
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Back in the 64s
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Star Maker
01:19
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Lose a Meen
00:02
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Viridian Hotel
01:53
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Close Your Icirrus
01:48
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MF Note
00:04
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It's the money you could be saving with Haltmann Works Company™.
Even after this rip ends, he'll still be here.
He just wants you to read the channel description.
Haltmann™: 7 minutes could save you 17% or more on quality insurance.
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Stylish Reeeeey
01:34
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Contrast Carey
01:51
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Rudolph on the Draw
00:44
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Fuyu ga Bianca Yokan
01:02
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Sylvawahwee
00:53
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Close Your Linebeck
00:31
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Cold la Course
02:49
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Frost-Chan...
01:42
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Carol of the Triforce
01:59
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Ultimate Sunset
01:07
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Last Fighter Standing...
01:40
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(A snowball in July?)
H-H-H-Greeeeeeegg
Pa-Panasonic Blu-Raaaaaaay
Ninety-Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
H-H-H-Greeeeeeegg
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H-H-H-Greeeeeeegg
32 Inch LCD
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H-H-H-Greeeeeeegg
Fo-Fo-Four Eighty-Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
$489!
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Snowman Gardens
02:09
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Electric Star
00:03
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Ninja Ferb Party
02:20
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Squeakscape
01:13
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Zero Halation
01:36
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Bomb Rally Tylenol
00:30
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Hurry Along, Chobobo
01:36
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7 Shovel Dad
01:48
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Cappy's Island
00:48
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World 1 Morning
02:29
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Grenade Bro Stage
01:47
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DarkGunner2
02:11
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Animal Star
03:32
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Shrek: Canvas Mouth
03:06
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Wi-Fi Patrol
01:03
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Man It's a Wet Floor
00:21
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be3lies.mid
03:23
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Life Fiber Temple
00:56
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dead.wav
00:03
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Makerama
00:34
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The Gangnavengers
00:26
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Everything is Ironic
02:42
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Bluemankazoo
02:00
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Back in World 5
00:30
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Stairway to Sky Land
00:21
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Who-rld 4
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mario kills anime
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Timmy and Tommy's Dad
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Blame Dedede
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Giant Dee
00:51
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Take Ryuko There
04:13
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Pipo Balcony
01:10
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Puyomare
02:27
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Chariot's Canyon
00:47
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New Butter Symphony
01:16
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Serious Naming
01:40
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Kamina's Farewell
01:32
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Do You Member?
00:53
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Lifeknight
00:05
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Bustin' in Time
00:55
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Dare to be a Slacker
00:51
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rm2pickle
00:29
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The Power of Rhythm
00:22
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Back to the MOTHER
00:03
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Somebody's Breathing
03:38
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Run, Human, Run
00:34
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Rise and Shine, Dracula
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Yado! Vampire Hotel
01:29
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Subway Stage to Hell
01:38
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Trivia! Vamipire Party
00:26
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Charlie Brown's Office
00:51
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Space Mountain Stage
02:33
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Melanie
02:30
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BEHIND THE KING
01:21
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Aquatic Ambience
04:54
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Victory! King Dedede
00:11
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Bowling on Toy Day
00:21
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Let it Battle
01:32
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S'winter Beach
01:20
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Houyou Halation
01:55
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I have just one query...
01:53
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THROUGH THE GATES
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