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Ethan's High Quality Rips: Volume B​(​!​)

by Ethan ft. Various Rippers

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Ho-bart! He’s a hyper-operative, baking and ripping appliance He’s a funny little mixer who’ll make his opponents his prey-ayy-ayy He’s got more than just rad bops He’ll leave his enemies’ guts to be mopped And the ladies swoon whenever they hear him say: WHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. He’s Hobart Hobart The Funny Mixer Hobart Hobart The Funny Mixer "Y-Y’know, I really still don’t understand the logic behind this. He’s just a mixe—" Well, he makes me laugh, more than the number 7 This spinny boy will take your spirit to heaven And he’s got a lot to say About destroying all anime And he won’t stop until victory’s in his possession He’s Hobart! Hobart the Funny Mixer Hobart Hobart the Funny Mixer (Instrumental) He’s got more than just rad bops He’ll leave his enemies’ guts to be mopped And the ladies swoon whenever they hear him say: WHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. He’s Hobart! Hobart the Funny Mixer "You can call him Agent H." Hobart Hobart the Funny Mixer Hobart "I said, you can call him Agent H." Agent H "CURSE YOU, HOBART THE FUNNY MIXER!"
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In December 2016, President Max Profit Haltmann passed a bill making Chip mashups illegal. However, in early 2018, doctors found medicinal usage for Chip mashups, with one mashup having the same effect as four doses of Ripodine. So please consider signing Proposition 72 to have Chip Mashups legalized. Paid for by the Rapper’s Union.
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This is Jet Set Radio, the most balanced radio station in the universe. You simply would not believe your ears.
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[THIS IS AN EMERGENCY AUGMENTED TRIAD FACE. YOU HAVE EXACTLY THIRTY SECONDS TO REPOST THIS OR YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO PLAY COLTRANE CHANGES AGAIN.]
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Michael: You're listening to Jet Set Radio, isn't that right King? Harkinian: Yes, Michael. This station is what all true warriors strive for! Michael: Noice.
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Ahoy, me buckos! Just cause DJ Cap’n K’s runnin’ the channel, doesn’t mean I can’t advertise me business on his radio! For a limited time at the Krusty Krab, we are hosting a special discount! Purchase six Krabby Patties, and get the seventh one fer seven cents less than the price of a regular Patty! I heard the kiddos really like this number seven. Argh argh argh argh argh! ♫The Krusty Krab, come spend your money here!♫
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Meowth, that's right! You're listening to Jet Set Radio, brought to you by Studio Gunner!
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Fuck you Grandiose! If you're dumb enough to buy a new album this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come on down to Grand Bill Heck's! Bad rips! Mashups that go out of key! Joke thieves! If you think that you're gonna find an unironically good rip at Grand Bill Heck's, You can Nerf my ass! It's our belief that you're such a low-quality motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit. Guaranteed! If you find a better ripping channel, shove it up your Grand Dad's ugly ass! You heard us right! Shove it up your Grand Dad's ugly ass! Bring your daw! Bring your metadata! Bring your wife! We'll bang her! That's right: we'll rip "Please Bang Your Wife!" Because at Grand Bill Heck's you're ripped seven ways through Sunday! Take a hike to Grand Bill Heck's! Home of challenge ripping! That's right! Challenge ripping! How does it work? If you can make seven rips in a row and not get rejected You get no down payment! Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't fuck with us or we'll rip your Nutshack off! Only at Grand Bill Heck's! The only ripping dealership that tells you to Nerf This! Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you send your submission! And the link better not be dead or you're a rejected motherfucker! Go to Heck! Grand Bill Heck's rips! Grandiose's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest high quality rippers in the Netherlands! Guaranteed!
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Need to get away from the stress of modern life? Come on down to Historic Bedrock Town! We’ve preserved this town in all its natural beauty for 12,020 years! Visit one of our many bowling alleys, or grab a bite at the local RocDonald’s. And thanks to our numerous animal-powered appliances, the modern stone-age experience has never been better. So come book a vacation at Bedrock, and have a gay old time!
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(Aw shit, here comes PacMan...) Yoyoyoyo-yo! What it is, motherfuckers?! You're listening to Jet Set Radio, the best station to listen to while getting high! Wanna freebase?
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You know it's Nick Crompton, and you're listening to Jet Set Radio! Tokyo-to is my city!
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Tired of nothing ever happening in this town? Well after seventeen years, we’re happy to announce the official grand re-opening of our Hardware Store! We’ve got everything from allen wrenches, to gerbil feeders, to automatic circumcisers! Plus, every 27th customer gets a free ball-peen hammer! So come on down to the Hardware Store! Located right across the street from Spatula City.
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Rob Schneider is a famous School Idol. Until one day when he finds his performance becoming a little... (Record Scratch) wooden. Now he's gonna learn that being nice comes with a price. Coming this Fall from the makers of The SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis: Rob Schneider is... Wood Man. Rated PG-13.
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Tired of those pesky rips where you don’t get the joke? Call me, the Joke-Explainer 7000! I have information on almost all of the world’s music and comedy, and can identify any joke within a five-mile radius! Available 24/7 any time of the year, call 1-800-GET-JOKE. Call now and receive a free Joke-Explainer Neso!
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Nyeh, what's up doc? You're listening to Jet Set Radio. These beats'll hold 'em, alwight. Heheheheheh.
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Doofenshmirtz: AHAHAHAHA! I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, have taken control of this stream, with my newest creation! BEHOLD: THE HIGH-QUALITY-RIP-INATOR! With this, I shall take control of the SiivaGunner YouTube Channel, and make the highest quality rips in the entire Tri-State Area! Now let’s get the Doofenshmirtz takeover started! (Explosion) Doofenshmirtz: (Gasp!) Perry the Platypus?! How did you escape from my Fifth-Trap-Inator?! (Beep) [SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED] Doofenshmirtz: CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPU- (Explosion)
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DUDE. Welcome to Jet Set Radio. Enjoy the broadcast, man.
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This is Lord Farquaad, and you are listening to Jet Set Radio, the perfect radio station with none of the fairytale garbage or hideous ogres.
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Hey, this is SiIvaGunner. The real one and totally not an AI, and you're listening to Jet Set Radio. Glory to Haltmann.
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Ethan - Wii 00:06
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released February 1, 2021

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Neraki
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Snowva
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Trevor Wilson
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