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Ho-bart!
He’s a hyper-operative, baking and ripping appliance
He’s a funny little mixer who’ll make his opponents his prey-ayy-ayy
He’s got more than just rad bops
He’ll leave his enemies’ guts to be mopped
And the ladies swoon whenever they hear him say:
WHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
He’s Hobart
Hobart The Funny Mixer
Hobart
Hobart The Funny Mixer
"Y-Y’know, I really still don’t understand the logic behind this. He’s just a mixe—"
Well, he makes me laugh, more than the number 7
This spinny boy will take your spirit to heaven
And he’s got a lot to say
About destroying all anime
And he won’t stop until victory’s in his possession
He’s Hobart!
Hobart the Funny Mixer
Hobart
Hobart the Funny Mixer
(Instrumental)
He’s got more than just rad bops
He’ll leave his enemies’ guts to be mopped
And the ladies swoon whenever they hear him say:
WHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
He’s Hobart!
Hobart the Funny Mixer
"You can call him Agent H."
Hobart
Hobart the Funny Mixer
Hobart
"I said, you can call him Agent H."
Agent H
"CURSE YOU, HOBART THE FUNNY MIXER!"
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In December 2016, President Max Profit Haltmann passed a bill making Chip mashups illegal. However, in early 2018, doctors found medicinal usage for Chip mashups, with one mashup having the same effect as four doses of Ripodine. So please consider signing Proposition 72 to have Chip Mashups legalized. Paid for by the Rapper’s Union.
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Ethan - Friends 8
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Ethan - Rental Room
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Ethan - Puzzle Depot
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Ethan - Balloon Films
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Ethan - Fanjo-Chumzooie
00:57
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Ethan - Tiktokdachi Life
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This is Jet Set Radio, the most balanced radio station in the universe. You simply would not believe your ears.
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Ethan - B-B-Burnish!
00:50
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Ethan - Tigerlyzer
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[THIS IS AN EMERGENCY AUGMENTED TRIAD FACE. YOU HAVE EXACTLY THIRTY SECONDS TO REPOST THIS OR YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO PLAY COLTRANE CHANGES AGAIN.]
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Ethan - Shredded Kong
00:25
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Michael:
You're listening to Jet Set Radio, isn't that right King?
Harkinian:
Yes, Michael. This station is what all true warriors strive for!
Michael:
Noice.
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Ethan - K.K. Curry
01:10
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Ahoy, me buckos! Just cause DJ Cap’n K’s runnin’ the channel, doesn’t mean I can’t advertise me business on his radio! For a limited time at the Krusty Krab, we are hosting a special discount! Purchase six Krabby Patties, and get the seventh one fer seven cents less than the price of a regular Patty! I heard the kiddos really like this number seven. Argh argh argh argh argh!
♫The Krusty Krab, come spend your money here!♫
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Ethan - Icirruscape
02:13
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Ethan - Completion Style
00:21
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Ethan - redialsults
00:55
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Ethan - Jet Set Black
00:15
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Ethan - NIGHT BOUNCING
00:56
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Meowth, that's right! You're listening to Jet Set Radio, brought to you by Studio Gunner!
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Fuck you Grandiose!
If you're dumb enough to buy a new album this weekend,
you're a big enough schmuck to come on down to Grand Bill Heck's!
Bad rips!
Mashups that go out of key!
Joke thieves!
If you think that you're gonna find an unironically good rip at Grand Bill Heck's,
You can Nerf my ass!
It's our belief that you're such a low-quality motherfucker,
you'll fall for this bullshit.
Guaranteed!
If you find a better ripping channel,
shove it up your Grand Dad's ugly ass!
You heard us right!
Shove it up your Grand Dad's ugly ass!
Bring your daw!
Bring your metadata!
Bring your wife!
We'll bang her!
That's right: we'll rip "Please Bang Your Wife!"
Because at Grand Bill Heck's
you're ripped seven ways through Sunday!
Take a hike
to Grand Bill Heck's!
Home of challenge ripping!
That's right!
Challenge ripping!
How does it work?
If you can make seven rips in a row and not get rejected
You get no down payment!
Don't wait!
Don't delay!
Don't fuck with us
or we'll rip your Nutshack off!
Only at Grand Bill Heck's!
The only ripping dealership that tells you to Nerf This!
Hurry up, asshole!
This event ends the minute after you send your submission!
And the link better not be dead
or you're a rejected motherfucker!
Go to Heck!
Grand Bill Heck's rips!
Grandiose's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest high quality rippers in the Netherlands!
Guaranteed!
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Ethan - Graciecombs
00:06
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Ethan - Fallen Sayu
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Need to get away from the stress of modern life? Come on down to Historic Bedrock Town! We’ve preserved this town in all its natural beauty for 12,020 years! Visit one of our many bowling alleys, or grab a bite at the local RocDonald’s. And thanks to our numerous animal-powered appliances, the modern stone-age experience has never been better. So come book a vacation at Bedrock, and have a gay old time!
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(Aw shit, here comes PacMan...)
Yoyoyoyo-yo! What it is, motherfuckers?! You're listening to Jet Set Radio, the best station to listen to while getting high! Wanna freebase?
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Ethan - Uncle Poyo
00:11
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Ethan - Syura Shadow
01:16
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You know it's Nick Crompton, and you're listening to Jet Set Radio! Tokyo-to is my city!
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Ethan - Switchstones
00:05
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Ethan - i sleep
00:09
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Ethan - Cappy Wanna F*ck
01:51
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Ethan - Gliding Chungus
02:41
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Ethan - Gangplank Pass
02:21
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Ethan - X-Nut Slayer
02:06
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Ethan - Depotronpa
04:38
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Ethan - Riplease Me
03:40
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Tired of nothing ever happening in this town? Well after seventeen years, we’re happy to announce the official grand re-opening of our Hardware Store! We’ve got everything from allen wrenches, to gerbil feeders, to automatic circumcisers! Plus, every 27th customer gets a free ball-peen hammer! So come on down to the Hardware Store! Located right across the street from Spatula City.
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Rob Schneider is a famous School Idol. Until one day when he finds his performance becoming a little... (Record Scratch) wooden. Now he's gonna learn that being nice comes with a price. Coming this Fall from the makers of The SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis: Rob Schneider is... Wood Man. Rated PG-13.
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Tired of those pesky rips where you don’t get the joke? Call me, the Joke-Explainer 7000! I have information on almost all of the world’s music and comedy, and can identify any joke within a five-mile radius! Available 24/7 any time of the year, call 1-800-GET-JOKE. Call now and receive a free Joke-Explainer Neso!
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Ethan - Flash Man's Room
01:52
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Ethan - Owl Ocean
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Ethan - Doofenstones
00:58
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Ethan - Ranch Story
00:32
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Ethan - aw shit
00:07
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Nyeh, what's up doc? You're listening to Jet Set Radio. These beats'll hold 'em, alwight. Heheheheheh.
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Ethan - Switchfferences
00:01
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Ethan - Shakeman
03:50
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Doofenshmirtz:
AHAHAHAHA! I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, have taken control of this stream, with my newest creation! BEHOLD: THE HIGH-QUALITY-RIP-INATOR! With this, I shall take control of the SiivaGunner YouTube Channel, and make the highest quality rips in the entire Tri-State Area! Now let’s get the Doofenshmirtz takeover started!
(Explosion)
Doofenshmirtz:
(Gasp!) Perry the Platypus?! How did you escape from my Fifth-Trap-Inator?!
(Beep) [SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED]
Doofenshmirtz:
CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPU-
(Explosion)
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Ethan - "Hi, I'm Kirby!"
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Ethan - RUSH AWAY NOW
04:04
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Ethan - K.K. Films
00:03
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DUDE.
Welcome to Jet Set Radio. Enjoy the broadcast, man.
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Ethan - Canvas Gardens
02:05
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Ethan - Titanic Jackson
03:11
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This is Lord Farquaad, and you are listening to Jet Set Radio, the perfect radio station with none of the fairytale garbage or hideous ogres.
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Ethan - Big Time Mario
00:03
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Ethan - Cherryboy Trial
04:24
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Ethan - I'm a Tire
00:24
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Ethan - Smognam City
04:41
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Ethan - Crankie Films
00:05
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Ethan - Plastic Save
00:04
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Ethan - Plasticvania
00:01
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Hey, this is SiIvaGunner. The real one and totally not an AI, and you're listening to Jet Set Radio. Glory to Haltmann.
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Ethan - TheFatRoute
01:30
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Ethan - Phineas Mania
02:03
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Ethan - Wii
00:06
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Wii
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Ethan - NEXULYZER<MODv>
03:56
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Ethan - New Tax Bossa
02:25
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Ethan - Climax Paralyzer
02:05
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Mako - HALLELUJAH
01:13
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Ethan - Jerry-Kazooie
00:12
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Ethan - Famous Surprise
03:48
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