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Ethan ft. wolfman1405 - Grand Bill Heck's

from Ethan's High Quality Rips: Volume B(!) by Ethan ft. Various Rippers

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Fuck you Grandiose!
If you're dumb enough to buy a new album this weekend,
you're a big enough schmuck to come on down to Grand Bill Heck's!
Bad rips!
Mashups that go out of key!
Joke thieves!
If you think that you're gonna find an unironically good rip at Grand Bill Heck's,
You can Nerf my ass!
It's our belief that you're such a low-quality motherfucker,
you'll fall for this bullshit.
Guaranteed!
If you find a better ripping channel,
shove it up your Grand Dad's ugly ass!
You heard us right!
Shove it up your Grand Dad's ugly ass!
Bring your daw!
Bring your metadata!
Bring your wife!
We'll bang her!
That's right: we'll rip "Please Bang Your Wife!"
Because at Grand Bill Heck's
you're ripped seven ways through Sunday!
Take a hike
to Grand Bill Heck's!
Home of challenge ripping!
That's right!
Challenge ripping!
How does it work?
If you can make seven rips in a row and not get rejected
You get no down payment!
Don't wait!
Don't delay!
Don't fuck with us
or we'll rip your Nutshack off!
Only at Grand Bill Heck's!
The only ripping dealership that tells you to Nerf This!
Hurry up, asshole!
This event ends the minute after you send your submission!
And the link better not be dead
or you're a rejected motherfucker!
Go to Heck!
Grand Bill Heck's rips!
Grandiose's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest high quality rippers in the Netherlands!
Guaranteed!

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from Ethan's High Quality Rips: Volume B(!), released February 1, 2021
Script/Editing: Ethan
Voice Actor: wolfman1405

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